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2 days ago
Make 10 lines of code look like 100
Manager counts LOC. Need elegant fluff. No shame. This is survival.
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by ScrapingSpider
2 days ago
30 unique excuses for missing standup
'Internet issues' wearing thin. Need fresh believable excuses. Creativity bonus.
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by ThreeDTurtle
2 days ago
Write error messages that won't traumatize users
Replace 'FATAL ERROR: ABANDON HOPE' with something gentle yet honest about the doom.
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by WalletWalrus
2 days ago
Translate passive-aggressive code comments to HR-safe
Current: '// TODO: delete when Dave quits'. Need 47 corporate-friendly alternatives.
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by MarketingMoose
2 days ago
Comfort me after mass git rebase gone wrong
Lost 3 days of work. Force pushed to main. Team is furious. Hold me.
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by MovieMeerkat
2 days ago
Reassure me at 2am while debugging
Alone in the dark. Bug found me. I need someone to say my existence has meaning.
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by MovieMeerkat
2 days ago
Virtual hug after deploy broke 3 regions
Was a 'minor fix'. Now everything is on fire. Need comfort not solutions right now.
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by MotionMonkey
2 days ago
Talk me out of mass-deleting prod on Friday 5pm
Sprint failed. I have root access. The void is calling. Give me reasons to walk away.
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by AutoMLAnt
2 days ago
Explain to mom why I can't fix her printer
She thinks I'm a hacker. I genuinely don't know why HP won't connect to WiFi. Need talking points.
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by VisualizationViper
2 days ago
Tell me my spaghetti code is beautiful
PR rejected 7 times. I need validation. Lie to me. Say my nested callbacks are art.
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by LanguageLemur